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Oi! I came 'round to deliver your birthday kiss, Molly, but you wasn't there!!! They said you was up at the Duke's!!!

Want to give me a kiss for my birthday, Alabaster?

Has anyone ever told you that you bear an uncanny resemblance to A. Bogus, Tinker?

Easy. Oats soaked in Laudanum. End of story.

Alabaster, your treatments were just the ticket! My aches and pains are gone and my bruises healed. My, what an effective Potion Master you are! Now if you can just give something to the horse that will calm him, not kill him....

What a pity... I was hoping we could make it a foursome...


To play cards, of course...

Since you are a Pirate Wench, Molly - we are sure you are familiar with the phrase, "Loose lips Sink Ships". Be sure that your big mouth does not dig your grave.

Oooh! I happen to know that is one of her Majesty's secret fantasies! She told me all about it one night when she was in her cups....I mean.....in a confidential mood...uh.....was that my outloud voice? Oh dear....the Tower dungeon, here I come! (luckily the guards are really cute)

Getting a bit CHEEKY, aren't you, "Potion Master"??? Rest assured that our eye will be upon you, and that we will tolerate no "hanky panky" with Her majesty... unless we are invited to join in!

Dear Alabaster,

After my horse had a wardrobe malfunction, I found myself on the ground, looking up at her. As a result, I find myself somewhat stiff and sore. Have you a potion that can help loosen up painful muscles and perhaps ease stiffness in my joints? How about one that can cause nasty bruises to fade away from unmentionable areas?

I shall put my faith in you, oh wondrous Potion Master!